Only 4 years old???

O- this isn't the way to aunties house
Me- you know how to get to aunties house from here?
O-yes
Me- how would you go?
O- I would have used the teleporter
Me- yes daddy why didn't we use the teleporter?
Teddy- the teleporter is broken
O- no it's not
Teddy- when was the last time you used it?
O- when I was born

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